The Good Stuff

Today I went down to the cafeteria as I always do to grab some lunch in between meetings.

I got my usual, and got in line to pay.  I was next in line and the guy in front of me was waiting for his credit card receipt.  As the cashier handed him the receipt she said to him: “Be careful hun – your zipper is down.  You don’t want to be showing all the good stuff!”

I wanted to die laughing!  Out of respect for him though, I pretended I didn’t hear what she said.