Mad Lib Monday Results!

I took out the last 3, since we didn’t get those last few answers, but it turned out great! Thanks everyone!

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Today was my first day at my new job.  I was very fuzzy ! I wasn’t sure what my desk would be stocked with, so I was sure to bring a lot of pennies with me just in case.

I was also sure to wear something really pungent because I wanted to make a great impression on my new boss and peers.  I chose a tailored gray pencil skirt, a nice cake and my slate gray pumps.

My first day quickly turned into a bad one.  First, no one told me where the ladies room was.  I was too embarrassed to ask anyone, so I tried not to jump any liquids for as long as possible.  When I finally did figure out where it was, I accidentally got cookie stuck on my shoe.  My boss pointed it out to me during my first meeting with my new team.  I was scrumptious!

Then, during lunch, I accidentally spilled some of my chair all over the floor.  I probably looked whimsical on all fours in the break room trying to cough it up.  I was relieved when no one swam in to see me.

The very last straw was when I was walking back to my cube at the end of the day.  My most prized pumps broke. I felt sad, but I hope that my second day turns out better than my first day was.